Weetabix

Imagine this;

trying to lick

thirty six

Weetabix.

The day I quadrupled my stick collection

One day I went out to collect some sticks

I wasn't sure how many would fit

in my bag

So I collected nine

But on the way home I slipped on some crisps

and now my sticks

are each in four bits

and instead of nine

there's thirty six

sticks

In a bit

I said "shall we kiss?"

and she said "in a bit"

I said "in a bit?"

and she said "in a bit"

I said "why in a bit?"

and she said "I need a fix"

I said "you need a fix?"

and she said "for my nits"

I said "you've got nits?"

and she said "yes, there's thirty six"