Names

We are going to have a baby; I'm really very pleased

But we need to find a name upon which we agree

If it is a boy it could be Tom or Ted or Tim

If it is a girl, Lucy, Laura, Lin?

But my preference is for a name less ordinary

Capable of bestowing a unique identity

So here we go now, read a while

The list of names I have for my child:

Mosel Chipman, 

Rispin Forbes, 

Windy Robes, 

Tyrone Balls

Phillip Trammelling, 

Darvish Chippings, 

Potently Wafting, 

Rossington Feelings

Pretend Tim, 

Toilet Tom, 

Totem Paul, 

Dry Ron

Christopher Artwork, 

Trevor Thickett*, 

Tonker Flapps, 

Jolly Phillip

I doubt my child will get that far

Unless called Boris, Mouse Shepherd of Qatar

Or in the end the name might be

Tarak Al Azam, Magic Potato Masher of Tripoli

Andrew Weaponry, 

Tildar Pines, 

Thomson Teats, 

Trevor Irons

Dank Otter, 

Dark Chris, 

Roughly Smooth, 

Atticus List

Orange Grove Adams, 

Perthshire Frosp, 

Caracticus Lane, 

Riley Smosh

Pots, 

Li, 

Ian Meringues, 

Robon Of Slight, 

Ferocious Cranks

Help me decide what the name should be

But under no circumstances must you contact me.

*my name